Pain In The Ass part 7

Technically, it's not in the ass.

I'm having the mother of all zits. I have one stuck inside my right nostril and it's totally full-blown now. Yup, just imagine the pain!!! The shitty thing is that you can't squeeze the motherfucker... It hurts when I twitch my nose. I'm a person with morning sinus; you can imagine how it'd be like when I wake up later. The horror! The horror!!!

But I guess, the worst place still to have that zit is as a pain in the ass. Or more so, right in the bunghole. Ouuucccchhhh...